这些英语绕口令来袭，你能说到第几句？

时间：2018-03-22 14:28:56  来源：http://www.pinghe.com  作者：Myron

小时候大家都玩过绕口令，of course，歪果仁也不例外。他们喜欢玩“饶舌”，但即使是以英语为母语，出生在外国的小朋友也不一定能读好，下面检验你的英语水平的时候到了，快来挑战一下，看看你能顺利说完几句！

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice-cream.
我叫喊，你叫喊，我们都喊着要冰淇淋！

The driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into the deep ditch.
这个司机喝醉了，他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里。

Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better butter.
贝蒂敲打一小块黄油要做一块更好的奶油。

Badmin was able to beat Bill at billiards, but Bill always beat Badmin badly at badminton
巴德明在台球上能够打败比尔，但是打羽毛球比尔常常大败巴德明。

Franc's father is frying French fries for his five fire-fighter friends after they finished a fire-fighting in a factory.
在结束对一家工厂的灭火战斗以后，弗兰克的父亲在为他的五个消防队员朋友炸薯条。

A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing net.
一个名叫费希尔的芬兰渔民在一个星期五的下午未能捕捉到任何鱼，结果他民现他的渔网上有一个大裂口。

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
我希望梦想着你梦想中的梦想，但是如果你梦想着女巫的梦想，我就不想梦想着你梦想中的梦想。

How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies.
如果一个好的厨师能做小甜饼，那么他能做多少小甜饼呢。

A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
一个好的厨师能做出和其它好厨师一样多的小甜饼。

最后，请挑战这些终极段子！

A flea and a fly in a flue. Were imprisoned so what could they do. Said the flea "let us fly". Said the fly "let us flee". So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
一只跳蚤和一只苍蝇飞进烟囱里，它们被困住了，该怎么做呢？跳蚤说：“让我们飞吧！”苍蝇说：“让我们逃跑吧！”就这样，它们飞越了烟道里的一条裂纹……

Betty Botter bought some butter but she said the butter's bitter. If I put it in my batter it will make my batter bitter. So, she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter and she put it in her batter and her batter was not bitter. So 'twas good that Betty Botter bought some better butter.

贝蒂·波特买牛油，可她说：“牛油是苦的。不过加上一点好牛油—— 可以使苦牛油更好点。”于是她买了一点牛油，比苦牛油好点的牛油。掺了之后苦牛油真的变的好多了。所以这就是贝蒂·波特买的一点比苦牛油好点的牛油。

OMG！舌头已烂，捋不直了！你呢？