I love my six-pack, so I use a lot of fat to cover it.
我超爱我的腹肌,所以我用好多脂肪把他盖住保护起来了!
PS: 我怕我露出腹肌吓到你们!
Do you think I'm fat?
I'm fat to make you more outstanding.
你觉得我胖?这不是为了显得你美得更突出嘛!
PS: 为了让大家显得更瘦更美,我宁可独自牺牲!
I'm not fat, just like dough rises.
我不是胖,只是像面团一样发起来了
而且还是“自发粉”,根本不受控制啊!
It's not my fat, it's my life buoy.
这不是我的脂肪,那个是我的“救生圈”
我不会游泳,还不让我自备“泳圈”?万一下暴雨了呢?
I'm fat on purpose,
because it's winter now and fat can keep me warm.
我是故意这么胖的,
毕竟现在是冬天,我要用脂肪保持温暖
衣服不够,脂肪来凑!
When the storm comes,
a fat person won't be blown away.
当暴风雨来袭,胖纸不会被吹跑啊~
瘦子在空中飘,胖子在地下跑,好有画面感!哈哈
I'm fat so that I can make a shadow for you to hide from the sun.
我胖是为了帮你遮太阳啊
我愿做你的树荫,为你遮风挡雨!So Sweet!
By the way,
请不要妄加评论别人的身材
没有人愿意天天被别人说胖
不过胖友们
为了自己的健康
也应适当地运动运动
Let's Fat!
哦不!Fight!
一日一记:
Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction. 生活教会我们,爱并不在于长久地凝视,而在于眺望远方同一方向的希望。